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Pirate Pat's Burning Skillet

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Fruit Cake

Recipe 001227  © Pirate Dead Bob - used with permission

 

Hey guys, this is a treat.  We get an old family recipe from guest chef, Dead Bob!

Fruitcake Recipe 

Ingredients:

Directions:

  1. Sample the whiskey to check for quality.

  2. Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality.

  3. Pour one level cup and drink.

  4. Repeat.

  5. Turn on the electric mixer.

  6. Beat 1 cup butter in a large, fluffy bowl.

  7. Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again.

  8. Make sure the whiskey is still OK.

  9. Cry another tup.

  10. Turn off mixer.

  11. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

  12. Mix on the turner.

  13. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.

  14. Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.

  15. Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something. Who cares?

  16. Check the whiskey.

  17. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

  18. Add one table spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.

  19. Grease the oven.

  20. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.

  21. Don't forget to beat off the turner.

  22. Throw the bowl out of the window.

  23. Check the whiskey again.

  24. Go to bed.

Who the heck likes fruitcake anyway?

Happy Seafair!

Dead Bob

 

 

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